搞怪愚人節英語祝福語

　　if you look ugly, call 110 if you build well, call 120 if you temper bad, call 119 if you feel beautiful, call my cell phone and elaborated……

　　如果你長得難看，請打110;如果你身材不好，請打120;如果你脾氣不好，請打119;如果你覺得自己漂亮，請打我手機，詳談……

　　because you, i believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a mianmianzhizhong traction. now i want to say is that i shangbeizi--what is built nie ah? !

　　因為你，我相信命運的安排，也許這一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牽引著我倆。現在的我想說的是——我上輩子是造了什么孽啊?!

　　also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritage of one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics--shoot you use the most appropriate!

　　磚頭又稱板兒磚，是老北京最有特點的文化遺產之一，具有殺傷力強，易于攜帶隱蔽性高，不算兇器等多種特點，所以——拍你用它最合適!

　　psychological test: if you and the coward race, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! happy april fool's day!

　　心理測試：如果你和狗熊賽跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一樣快;3你比狗熊慢。答案：1你比禽獸還禽獸;2你就是禽獸;3你禽獸不如!愚人節快樂!

　　in my eyes, you will always be looked carefree, and eating with relish is always, sleep is always hanran sleep…… i really envy you know, oh! sometimes think, as you do so pigs are very good!

　　在我眼里，你看上去永遠是無憂無慮，吃飯永遠是津津有味，睡覺永遠是酣然入睡……我真羨慕你呀，唉!有時候想想，像你那樣做頭豬也挺好的!