雷死人的愚人節祝福短信

　　雷死人的愚人節祝福短信

　　because you, i believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a mianmianzhizhong traction. now i want to say is that i shangbeizi ~~~~~ what is built nie ah? !

　　因為你，我相信命運的安排，也許這一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牽引著我倆。現在的我想說的是~~~~~我上輩子是造了什么孽啊?!

　　also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritage of one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics,…… shoot you use the most appropriate!

　　磚頭又稱板兒磚，是老北京最有特點的文化遺產之一，具有殺傷力強，易于攜帶隱蔽性高，不算兇器等多種特點，所以……拍你用它最合適!

　　psychological test: if you and the coward race, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! happy april fool's day!

　　心理測試：如果你和狗熊賽跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一樣快;3你比狗熊慢…答案：1你比禽獸還禽獸;2你就是禽獸;3你禽獸不如!愚人節快樂!

　　notice: april fool's day approaching, on april 1 you receive text messages are bogus, meaning exactly opposite, please pay attention. following is the first: you are handsome styles yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devil build lover!

　　通告：愚人節來臨，4月1日您收到的短信均為假的，意思正好截然相反，敬請留意。以下是第一條：您是英俊瀟灑玉樹臨風貌美如花魔鬼身材的大眾情人!

　　shaceng said: i have 16 change! journey said: i have 32 change! wukong said: i am 72 changed! in his tang seng: nishi on the treatment, you change a phone call, i saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? happy april fool's day!

　　沙僧說：我有16變!八戒說：我有32變!悟空說：我有72變!唐僧大怒：西天路上也沒見你們變個電話，看人家妖怪都拿手機看短信呢!愚人節快樂!

　　after dinner seven commandment: i quit smoking, quit immediately eat two fruits, three ring relaxed belt, the four immediately quit drinking, wujiebaibu walk, bathe immediately quit six, seven quit immediately to sleep! journey: remember?

　　飯后七戒：一戒吸煙，二戒馬上吃水果，三戒放松褲帶，四戒立即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒立即洗澡，七戒立即睡覺!八戒：記住了嗎?

　　some people see you today, you still as charming, wearing a checked vest, manyouyou to walk, a detached look comfortable, it is lovely to that. you really do not know how that is saiguo rabbit?

　　今天有人看見你了，你還是那樣迷人，穿著格子背心，慢悠悠地走著，一副超然自在的樣子，實在是可愛極了。真不知你當年是怎么賽過兔子的?

　　you stand in the crowd were white from the wind and the long hair, as the most beautiful melodies world, in my mind zhou, i want to say: you have to drop a wig…… but today april fool's day!

　　你站在人群中，被柔柔的風吹起的長發，像人間最美的旋律，在我心頭久久回蕩，使我想說：你的假發要掉了……今天可是愚人節哦!

　　you find one you love deserves the love, i not understand you and your feelings, i know that some things can not reluctantly, not some distance beyond, like yesterday, i could not believe that in order to root bones tell people you go!

　　你去找一個值得你愛的去愛，我不夠了解你和你的感情，我知道有些事無法勉強，有些距離無法超越，就像昨天我無法相信，為了根骨頭你就跟人跑了!