《老友記》第一季經典臺詞

　　Waitress: Can I get you some coffee?

　　服務員：想來杯咖啡嗎?

　　Monica: (pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor(生還者) . (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?

　　Monica：(指著Rachel)，不要咖啡因的。(對著大家)嗨，各位，這是Rachel，另一個Lincoln高中的生還者。(對著Rachel)這是大家，這是Chandler，Phonebe，Joey，還有，你還認識我哥哥Ross嗎?

　　Rachel: Hi, sure!

　　Rachel：嗨，當然!

　　Ross: Hi.

　　Ross：嗨。

　　(They go to hug but Ross's umbrella opens. He sits back down defeated(擊敗;挫折) again. A moment of silence follows as Rachel sits and the others expect (期待)her to explain(解釋) .)

　　(他們都去和Rachel擁抱，不過當Ross走過去的時候，他的傘正好打開了，他坐了回去，倍感挫折)。一小段寂靜過后，Rachel坐了下來，其他人都在期待她的解釋。

　　Monica: So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?

　　Monica：你是想現在就告訴我們呢，還是等伴娘來了以后才說?

　　Rachel: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat (醬油壺，調味瓶). This really gorgeous (華麗的) Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- (to the waitress that brought her coffee)Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realized that I was more turned on(變得興奮) by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out怪誕想法 , and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar(親切) , but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?'. (to Monica) So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.

　　Rachel：哦，上帝，這開始于婚禮進行前半個小時，我在放滿了禮物的房間里，然后我看著醬油壺，非常漂亮的醬油壺。突然，-(這時候服務員端來了她的咖啡)有沒有代糖?-我發現這個醬油壺比Barry更讓我興奮!然后，我產生一種怪誕的想法，而且這種想法讓我嚇了一跳：Barry看起來多么想Potato Head先生，你知道，我的意思是，我一直覺得他看起來很親切，但是……不管怎么說，我只是必須離開那里，然后我開始擔心“我為什么要這樣做，誰使得我這樣做?”(向Monica)，所以，不管怎么說，我只是不知道我該去哪里，我知道你和我日漸疏遠，但是你是我在這個城市認識的唯一一個人。

　　Monica: Who wasn't invited to the wedding.

　　Monica：(我是那個惟一一個)沒有被邀請去參加婚禮的人。

　　Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda(=kind of 有一點) hoping that wouldn't be an issue(出版、發行)...

　　Rachel：喔，我有些希望這件事從來沒有發生過。

　　[Scene: Monica's Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV and are trying to figure out what is going on.]

　　【場景：Monica的公寓住宅內，所有人都在看電視，正在播放西班牙肥皂劇，而且在猜劇情的發展】

　　Monica: Now I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ, and she's really not happy about it.

　　Monica：我猜他送她一臺管風琴，但是她肯定不喜歡。

　　Chandler: (imitating the characters) Tuna or egg salad? Decide!

　　Chandler：(模仿演員)，吞拿魚或者雞蛋沙拉?決定吧!

　　Ross: (in a deep voice) I'll have whatever Christine is having.

　　Ross：(用一種低沉的聲音)我將擁有Christine正擁有的一切。

　　Rachel: (on phone) Daddy, I just... I can't marry him! I'm sorry. I just don't love him. Well, it matters to me!

　　Rachel：(用電話)爸爸，我只是……我不能嫁給他!對不起。我只是不愛他。好吧，這和我有關。

　　(The scene on TV has changed to show two women, one is holding her hair.)

　　(電視上的場景變換，有兩個女人，其中一個正抓著她的頭發)

　　Phoebe: If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off. Chandler: (re TV) Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants(wear the pants(婦女)掌權當家) . Joey: I say push her down the stairs. Phoebe, Ross, Chandler, and Joey: Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!

　　Phonebe：如果我沒有頭發，我還不如去死。Chandler：(回到電視)喔，她不應該掌權當家。Joey：我說推她下樓。Phoebe，Ross，Chandler和Joey一起：推她下樓，推她下樓，推他下樓!