搞笑的英文繞口令

　　1、if you stick a stock of liquor in your lockerit is slick to stick a lock upon your stockor some joker who is slickeris going to trick you of your liquorif you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.

　　2、i’m a sheet slitter.i slit sheets.i’m the sleekest sheet slitterthat ever slit sheets.

　　3、i’m not the fig plucker,nor the fig plucker’s son,but i’ll pluck your figstill the fig plucker comes.

　　4、love’s a feeling you feel when you feelyou’re going to feel the feeling you’ve never felt before.

　　5、mommy made me eat my m&ms.

　　6、old mr. hunthad a cuddy puntnot a cuddy puntbut a hunt punt cuddy.

　　7、she sells sea shells on the sea shore;the shells that she sells are sea shells i’m sure.so if she sells sea shells on the sea shore,i’m sure that the shells are sea shore shells.

　　8、sister suzie sewing shirts for soldierssuch skill as sewing shirtsour shy young sister suzie showssome soldiers send epistlessay they’d rather sleep in thistlesthan the saucy, soft short shirts for soldiers sister suzie sews.

　　9、the batter with the butter is the batter that is better!

　　10、the big black bug bit the big black bear,but the big black bear bit the big black bug back!

　　11、the sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick

　　12、there once was a man who had a sister, his name was mr. fister. mr. fister’s sister sold sea shells by the sea shore. mr. fister didn’t sell sea shells, he sold silk sheets. mr. fister told his sister that he sold six silk sheets to six shieks. the sister of mr. fister said i sold six shells to six shieks too!

　　13、there once was a two toed, she toad, tree toad,and a three toed, he toad, tree toad....

　　14、there was a minimum of cinnamon in the aluminum pan.

　　15、thin grippy thick slippery.