數字搞笑順口溜
一回生兩回熟
三回路邊走
四回逛街口,
五回出入手牽手
六回有空摟一摟,
七回許愿池里硬幣投
八回幸福生活有眉頭,
九回經濟困難天天愁
十回有了新歡拜拜嘍!
evening red and morning gray,send the traveler on his way,evening gray and morning red, bring the rain upon his head....
what is pink? a rose is pink, by the fountain’s brink, what is blue? the sky is blue. where the clouds float through, what is yellow? pears are yellow,rich, ripe and mellow....
the moon is in the sky,it is far and high,let’s go to the moon,let’s ride a rocket and fly....
dogdog汪汪汪,catcat喵喵喵,duckduck嘎嘎嘎,monkeymonkey尾巴長,pandapanda是國寶,rabitrabit跳一跳,pigpig睡懶覺,birdbird展翅飛,bearbear高又壯,elephantelephant鼻子長,mousemouse偷油吃,squirrelsquirrel會爬樹。
你說我神經,來了120;你說我多情,驚動了110。你哭哭啼啼,121就下雨;你發一發火,119就找我!
上帝給我一雙腳,教我如何屹立不倒,可我只學會了--逃跑;上帝給我挺拔的腰,教我如何百折不撓,可我只學會了--招搖!
你是風兒我是沙,我是葉兒你是花,你乖別人都在夸,沒你我會去酒吧,憂傷一醉地上爬,想你念你天也塌,酒醉過后大街趴,警察叔叔送回家!
大一:大學路還是平坦的,心順;大二:大學還是要四年念完的,心煩;大三:大學還是沒念完的,心急;大四:大學還是在苦念的,心碎!