【美式幽默英文】我們這里鬧女人荒we have a female shortage here；你是怪怪的北方佬you are a freaking yankee；我ㄠ起來了i am laying low；我放屁了i cut the cheese；她是八卦夫人she is a big gossiplive as if you were to die...

who loved the pain is to forgive, black is the darkest despair. 最疼的疼是原諒，最黑的黑是絕望。

sometimes, we struggled through a tasteless coffee until the last sip and find sugar lying at the bottom. thats life, always sweetened, but sometimes not stirred. 我們掙扎著喝完一杯苦味的咖啡，直到最后一口才嘗到杯底的糖。

one of the happiest times in my life was when me and you, became we——我一生中最美好的時光是，當我和你成為“我們”whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well——凡是值得做的事，就值得做好。

`life is a long journey. dont waste your time waiting for people who are not willing to walk with you. - 生活是一場漫長的旅行，不要浪費時間，去等待那些不愿與你攜手同行的人。

`do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. keep in the sunlight——不要去預見煩惱或擔心可能永遠不會發生的事情。

【充滿哲理的諺語】1.he is a wise man who speaks little.聰明不是掛在嘴上。2.he is a good friend that speaks well of us behind our backs.背后說好話，才是真朋友。3.something is better than nothing.聊勝于無。

下面的喬布斯喬布斯名言英文版原版（沒有中文翻譯的）1. steve jobs said: innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower.innovation has no limits. the only limit is your imagination....